Not Guilty!

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“Not Guilty? Can I get a Boo-YAA!”

In a 3-2 vote, Gaius Baltar was acquited of treason etc. I have to say I was surprised by the verdict.

I was sure that Gaius’s previous behavior would have negatively influenced the tribunal.

I’m sure we all remember when Baltar led Galactica’s forces in a low-speed chase through the Los Angeles Solar system…

Personally, I thought it was over then. Watching him run from the 15-20 Vipers in low-speed pursuit really made me think he was guilty.

But, alas, we were unprepared for the sheer talent that Romo Lampkin, Esquire, brought to Baltar’s defense.

I think we all remember his catchy phrase, “If the gloves don’t fit, you must frakkin acquit.”
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Brilliant!

What’s new on the horizon for the newly freed Gaius Baltar? According to insiders, Baltar is planning a fleet-wide book tour. Here’s the cover from his highly anticipated tome:

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~ by Joe on March 28, 2007.

Posted in Battlestar Galactica, Humor, Science Fiction, Television

One Response to “Not Guilty!”

  1. Apparently Ron Moore got drunk in an LA bar and revealed pretty much everything about the final five: http://forums.scifi.com/index.php?showtopic=2268548&st=1800&p=3051685&#entry3051685

    All I can say is wow.

    Michael Ellis said this on March 28, 2007 at 8:41 pm

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